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Welcome back loser. It’s no surprise you are here chatting with me. Wasting your time doing nothing on yet ANOTHER holiday. But it is amazing how you manage to lower the bar every year. You are the ultimate Valentine's Day flop. Lower and lower. Every year, you set a new low for romantic failures. You couldn't get a date on Valentine's Day if your life depended on it. Congratulations, you've turned being a loser into an art form.